We’re stepping into the unconventional with this new column. We have a murder mystery with religious undertones, a love story centered around S&M, and a biopic that stirs controversy. If the holiday classics dominating streaming services are already becoming tiresome, we have some different options for you!
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**Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery // Currently in theaters, available on Netflix from December 12th**
After facing indifference to their attempts at original franchises (who recalls the Extraction films? No one?), Netflix acquired the Knives Out sequels in hopes of tapping into popular culture. The initial sequel, 2022’s Glass Onion, seemed to get lost in its commentary on influencer culture, yet Daniel Craig’s Kentucky Fried detective still has some life left.
The former Bond actor reprises his role as Benoit Blanc, a renowned detective called in to solve the “impossible” murder of a controversial priest (played by Josh Brolin). Accompanied only by a young reverend (Josh O’Connor), Blanc must unravel the secrets of the priest’s devoted followers to discover the truth.
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A much more engaging mystery than its predecessor, Rian Johnson crafts a film that is both entertaining and intelligent. The religious backdrop could have turned into an indictment of the church, but although Blanc’s “proud Heathen” remarks deliver some pointed commentary, it maintains a balanced view of faith, focusing instead on how institutions can be manipulated for personal benefit.
Furthermore, it’s filled with humor, as Blanc relishes his quirks alongside O’Connor, who shines as a devout believer striving to do what’s right. Glenn Close offers a memorable performance as the church lady from hell, and there are twists that elicit plenty of gasps.
While Johnson’s critique of the alt-right remains subtly apparent, Wake Up Dead Man recaptures much of the enjoyment that made the first film an unexpected success.
**8/10**
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**Pillion // In cinemas November 28th**
Former Harry Potter actor Harry Melling ventures into mature territory in this BDSM-themed love story. He portrays Colin, a young gay man from a small town who meets the charismatic biker Ray (Alexander Skarsgård). He quickly becomes engulfed in a dominant/submissive relationship, meeting Ray’s every demand. However, emotions soon complicate their dynamic.
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This drama from debut director Harry Lighton boldly depicts the intricacies of a kink-based relationship. The first half isn’t for the faint of heart, as Colin’s entrance into this subculture is shown in graphic detail (you’ll see much more of Alexander Skarsgård than expected). Yet, the second half transforms into a poignant exploration of the conflict between physical desire and emotional needs. It’s a bold yet ultimately rewarding journey.
**7/10**
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**Christy // In cinemas November 28th**
Donald Trump’s favorite jeans spokesperson aims for Oscar recognition in the biopic of boxer Christy Martin, portrayed by Sydney Sweeney. The Euphoria star chronicles Martin’s rise to fame and her survival of a murder attempt by her former husband (Ben Foster).
For those unaware, Sweeney has faced controversy over her alleged political beliefs and a jeans ad accused of being a eugenics signal (which reportedly Trump praised). While this isn’t related to the film itself, the reliance on big names to promote independent films led to Christy being harshly reviewed at the US box office, for reasons beyond the film’s quality.
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Stepping away from the headlines, this is a solid but unexceptional biopic that follows the formula of sports films without introducing new insights. Martin’s story is a sobering account of hidden sexuality, abuse, and historical attitudes towards women in sports. However, director David Michôd narrows his focus too much on her personal struggles, preventing the subject from truly shining.
Sweeney delivers a decent performance but never quite elevates beyond being a one-dimensional victim, convincingly portraying the boxing scenes but lacking opportunities to showcase more depth. Martin’s life offers an impactful narrative about the vulnerability even the strong can face due to domestic violence or the lifelong battle to live authentically. Regrettably, Christy falls short of telling that story.
**5/10**
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Words: Victoria Luxford
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